i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
