Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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