Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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