tell your sister to shave her snatch
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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