You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Randomize
