i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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