Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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