So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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