Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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