she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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