my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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