you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
two words...techno handjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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