things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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