I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I forget how to act sober
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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