I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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