were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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