she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I currently don't understand fingers.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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