Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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