Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
All I want is dick and wine.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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