how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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