I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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