drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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