Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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