did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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