I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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