Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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