Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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