Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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