I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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