One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Your dad touched me again.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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