what if I'm pregnant?
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dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
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you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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