That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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