I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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