I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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