If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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