covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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