Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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