Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"