you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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