when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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