Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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