I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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