I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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