Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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