Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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