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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her

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  that's how i am about ashleys and britneys

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked

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  so?

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  then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas

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• (917): View more from New York City

  we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....

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• (646): View more from New York

  How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.

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• (805): View more from California

  We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"

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• (310): View more from California

  He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.

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• (714): View more from California

  Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?

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• (626): View more from California

  It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?

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