Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy http://tfl.nu/dk85
  Replies (6) Good night (966) Bad night (1282)
• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)

  (1-773): View more from Illinois

  How many people did you send this to?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;) (1-773): How many people did you send this to? http://tfl.nu/e1gk
  Replies (11) Good night (4601) Bad night (636)
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that. http://tfl.nu/6e0s
  Replies (11) Good night (809) Bad night (4621)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that http://tfl.nu/z1zg
  Replies (5) Good night (769) Bad night (3744)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy? http://tfl.nu/94d5
  Replies (47) Good night (1227) Bad night (6754)
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home http://tfl.nu/1gm8
  Replies (25) Good night (7151) Bad night (1050)
• Favorite

  (240): View more from Maryland

  We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (240): We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit. http://tfl.nu/8ktk
  Replies (18) Good night (3275) Bad night (1405)
• Favorite

  (239): View more from Florida

  im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (239): im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me. http://tfl.nu/81g0
  Replies (12) Good night (2048) Bad night (1093)
• Favorite

  (907): View more from Alaska

  Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (907): Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza. http://tfl.nu/7qtg
  Replies (10) Good night (1269) Bad night (559)
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt." http://tfl.nu/x17b
  Replies (8) Good night (1498) Bad night (645)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit http://tfl.nu/p0py
  Replies (5) Good night (678) Bad night (1034)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on. http://tfl.nu/lja4
  Replies (17) Good night (867) Bad night (1380)
• Favorite

  (706): View more from Georgia

  Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (706): Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow. http://tfl.nu/th57
  Replies (0) Good night (573) Bad night (303)
• Favorite

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (843): Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling http://tfl.nu/p0kx
  Replies (6) Good night (478) Bad night (900)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going http://tfl.nu/u26z
  Replies (0) Good night (463) Bad night (233)

Randomize