did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Randomize