stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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