His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Dick very happy bro
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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