I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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