is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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