: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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