gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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