Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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