what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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