Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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