So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
